Suppose they gave a Boris Johnson RNC event and nobody came – which is what happened
There is a contingent of familiar British political commentators at the Republican National Convention.
The part-time MP for Clacton.
Nigel Farage who attempted 8 times to become an MP, misses the UK's state opening of parliament today
Instead of representing his constituency of Clacton, he's flown half way around the world to attend the Republican convention and grift for Donald Trump
He serves only himself pic.twitter.com/CrYK1mWGq7
— Clifford K (@holte) July 16, 2024
Lettuce Liz.
I don't know what it was about the Republican Convention that made Liz Truss think she'd fit in. pic.twitter.com/kSsReGGGLE
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) July 16, 2024
Poundland Jesus.
Being with an American Patriot like Russell Brand at the RNC is like meeting The Beetles at Woodstock before the opening prayer ceremony. pic.twitter.com/gm07noCCD6
— Gary Peterson (@GaryPetersonUSA) July 16, 2024
Britain Trump.
Just in case you were wondering where Boris Johnson is. At the RNC, sharing a thumbs up photo op with the man who would sell Ukraine down the river. pic.twitter.com/Tm7AryRk6v
— Jan Bird (@pictureladyjan) July 16, 2024
Despite having an hour-long chat with Trump, Johnson struggled to get anyone else’s ear, as this very embarrassing photo taken by the Mirror’s Sophie Huskisson shows.
Exclusive: Humiliating photo shows Boris Johnson speaking to almost empty room at Republican conventionhttps://t.co/ro72TGr3GO
— Sophie Huskisson (@soph_husk) July 16, 2024
Perhaps he should have arrived on a zip line. Here are the best of the inevitable piss-takes.
1.
I see Boris Johnson is as popular at the Republican Convention as he is here. pic.twitter.com/IndSGjIYhv
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) July 16, 2024
2.
pic.twitter.com/11qpkNAphd
— Toby Earle Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) July 16, 2024
3.
Sorry to hear about the turnout for your RNC talk @BorisJohnson. My 2016 fringe was like this but now I regularly sell out big rooms and have a lovely following. Chin up, son. pic.twitter.com/NH6FG8hPYG
— Sooz Kempner is doing Edinburgh and then a tour (@SoozUK) July 16, 2024
4.
When *Republicans* have had enough of your bullshit you know you're in trouble https://t.co/3ONl2w1aH4
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 16, 2024
5.
"I might as well say this now, Sue Cook has pulled out." https://t.co/l8u4LOQtZh pic.twitter.com/v85jI7gozL
— Benny Brycheiniog (@cupking11) July 16, 2024
6.
It’s like an academic conference https://t.co/ZMjk43a0AS
— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) July 16, 2024
7.
Crowd pleaser seeks crowd. Reasonable offers considered. https://t.co/1s0EJ6vjDu
— HistoryScientist (@historyscientis) July 16, 2024
8.
When your tragic grift is too desperate to appeal even to a hardcore audience of willing griftees. https://t.co/Ahd2gHM0Rg
— Malcolm V Tucker ☠️ (@Tucker5law) July 16, 2024
9.
"Witness, if you will, a man in freefall… " https://t.co/WeF8DDEY4b pic.twitter.com/Ve9eprUjj2
— Captain Howdy (@MajorPazuzu) July 16, 2024
10.
they paid him but they forgot to pay the audience
— rach (@RaachRach) July 16, 2024
