The Daily Mail published a guide to ‘escaping Keir’s Britain’ and was owned into next year
Spare a thought – only kidding – for the Daily Mail, which has taken Labour’s landslide election victory just as well as you’d imagine they would.
It’s so bad, in fact, that they’ve now published a cut out and keep ‘expert guide’ to ‘escaping Keir’s Britain’.
And quite the read it is too (here’s the beginning, which is also quite enough).
‘As Keir Starmer’s reign begins, many are questioning what exactly comes next. For the first time since the 1970s, a self-proclaimed socialist is in charge. And you don’t need to be a member of the super-rich to be worried.
‘But don’t despair – there are plenty of places where life is considerably rosier, once you’ve cleared the pesky red tape to get residency, as millions of Britons have already discovered …’
And we mention it because it prompted no end of mockery with quite a few people – if not the entire internet, then very definitely a large chunk – all saying very much the same thing.
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Daily Mail: we hate immigrants, so here's our definitive guide telling you how to become an immigrant and how great it is. pic.twitter.com/Q8K8Ff36kj
— Iain Roberts (@slowbikeiain) July 7, 2024
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So the Daily Mail thinks our fellow European countries are well-run, with high quality of life, and that we should have access to them.
Who knew? pic.twitter.com/QJo7j5RufD
— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) July 7, 2024
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If the Daily Mail doesn't like this country it should fuck off back to where it came from. pic.twitter.com/QfG2GYYumX
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) July 7, 2024
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Is the Daily Mail…..errrr….encouraging people to become economic migrants? pic.twitter.com/eiMUnKiOls
— Andy Conway Morris (@andymoz78) July 7, 2024
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And just like that…
The Daily Mail became a supporter and enabler of economic migrants. pic.twitter.com/akPX0takmr
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) July 8, 2024
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Thank you to the Daily Mail for highlighting 4 options to « escape from Keir’s U.K ». Shame all four countries now require visas. I wonder how that happened? pic.twitter.com/O047XIzlBw
— Tartan Frog (@pacteaug) July 8, 2024
Source Daily Mail
