The latest Tory campaign film should carry a health warning for sheer levels of cringe – 15 one-star reviews
With absolutely no genuine achievements to boast of, the Conservative campaign has had to focus on trying to tear down the opposition – mainly Labour.
Their latest low-budget attack ad shows what life might be like one year into a Labour ‘supermajority’. Brace for impact.
48 hours to stop a Starmer supermajority. pic.twitter.com/ecuOiol5rt
— Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) July 2, 2024
There’s so much wrong with it, we’d list the things it got right – if we could find any.
1.
We’re clearly at the ‘making desperate crap up’ stage of the Tory campaign. https://t.co/z7vZtga8qe
— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) July 2, 2024
2.
At least he’s admitting he’s going to lose https://t.co/RWYzZZCVBQ
— richard bacon (@richardpbacon) July 2, 2024
3.
48 hours to send you to California and out of our lives forever. https://t.co/A9SPiZFWxN
— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) July 2, 2024
4.
They’ve got a bloody nerve. https://t.co/6EqYD6VH0k
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) July 2, 2024
5.
48 hours until we get rid of the party that brought you this #VoteTheToriesOut pic.twitter.com/tVpu7BsoBG
— ⚠️Corrected for you⚠️ (@TruthInPolNow) July 2, 2024
6.
Thanks for warning me against the dreadful threat of sky high bills under Labour, now for an enormous gulp of very cheap coffee and a look at my banking app https://t.co/93BlRftXv4
— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) July 2, 2024
7.
https://t.co/RXhe1oyoZ7 pic.twitter.com/LbQc5XXdnZ
— Ken Clarke (Parody) (@MrKennethClarke) July 2, 2024
8.
What in the GCSE media studies is this shit
— Our Rach (@ourrachblogs) July 2, 2024
9.
Not sure I’d be campaigning on “imagine a future of high energy bills, a rising tax burden, a cost of living squeeze — and instability in the leadership of the governing party.” https://t.co/BugBuC4tcm
— Chris Cook (@xtophercook) July 2, 2024
10.
Final proof – if it were needed – that the intern running the CCHQ social media account isn’t a rogue actor. This puerile dishonest, distasteful and insulting strategy is coming from the top of the Party. https://t.co/bDhw5yVNvx
— David (Doomster and Naysayer) Higham (@oldtrotter) July 2, 2024
11.
That fact that you think someone getting final reminders would need to “cancel their holiday” shows exactly why we are getting rid of you Thursday
— Kelly Jackson | It’s More Fun In Your 30s (@Kelly_Jackson88) July 2, 2024
12.
I’m especially loving how you can’t hire any decent actors for your pathetic little videos. Well, if you hadn’t cut Arts funding to the point where it barely exists…
— Barnaby Edwards (@BarnabyEdwards) July 2, 2024
13.
The film is funny. There’s no power, but schooling is online and he boils the electric kettle.
And they think creative industries are a waste of time https://t.co/UoPb1YCvgM
— Debra Shakespeare (@debra_shakes) July 2, 2024
14.
Receiving demands for sky high bills you can’t pay and having to cancel stuff and do without, has become complete normality for millions of people here under 14 years of these cunts. I don’t think labour will be up to much, but the brass bollocks in this lot is really something https://t.co/EJH1ZMj8Vv
— Razor Marone (@Streettough) July 2, 2024
15.
Great trailer, would watch.
When's the film out?
— Michael Glasper (@MichaelCGlasper) July 2, 2024
Rhodri Marsden pointed out one massive flaw in their strategy.
Even setting aside the fact that this is completely meaningless and has been debunked a zillion times over, “Please don’t let me be completely humiliated” isn’t a great look https://t.co/HdhzVFsWnM
— Rhodri Marsden ⏏️ (@rhodri) July 2, 2024
There was another issue.
48 hours from this tweet? So you're telling people to *stop* voting from around 8am on Thursday? Genius.
— Ian Symes (@ianiansymes) July 2, 2024
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