The JD Vance couch jokes just keep coming – 21 absolute bangers
After someone joked that vice-presidential hopeful JD Vance‘s memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, contains a description of the young Vance using a sofa as a sex toy, the joke became a rumour and the rumour became a meme.
Politics 101: It is not a good thing when you are running for president and rumors persist that your running mate had sex with his couch.
— Mary L. Trump (@MaryLTrump) July 26, 2024
We’ve already shared some background and a lot of jokes here, but there have been many more since then, and we didn’t want you to miss out.
Here are some that we consider unmissable.
1.
Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies. Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?
— Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) July 25, 2024
2.
I interviewed a sofa in Columbus. I won’t get into salacious details, but she said Vance has been “couch-surfing” from Toledo to Cincinnati.
— Gary Shteyngart (@Shteyngart) July 25, 2024
3.
JD Vance has gotta be sofa king tired of these couch jokes by now
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) July 26, 2024
4.
JD Vance treats his objects like women.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 26, 2024
5.
The other household objects watching J.D. and the Couch pic.twitter.com/oSouIcuSdX
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) July 26, 2024
6.
I heard the sofa is so mad at JD Vance it’s making him sleep on his wife.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) July 26, 2024
7.
he was a boy
she was a FRÖSLÖV
can I make it any more obvious pic.twitter.com/hWFUzMsPx1— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) July 26, 2024
8.
Kamala should go on TV and look straight into the camera in a dead serious manner and say that what JD Vance does in his living room is his own business and she will fight for the rights of consenting adults to do whatever they want with their own furniture
— Evan Greer is on Mastodon and Bluesky (@evan_greer) July 26, 2024
9.
The slanderous lies about JD Vance having sex with a couch are disgusting. Every news channel in America should be running multiple stories about how he did NOT have sex with a couch.
— (@vanillatary) July 25, 2024
10.
JD Vance's wife on Valentine's Day❤️ pic.twitter.com/7TV0CVn3KE
— Sooz Kempner is doing Edinburgh and then a tour (@SoozUK) July 27, 2024
11.
I think Republicans should hold Congressional hearings on why people believe JD Vance had sex with a sofa, complete with seven hours of Benghazi style questioning of the man himself plus expert testimony from the CEO of IKEA and the director of Casting Couch. https://t.co/URvO0ptf4N
— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) July 26, 2024
