JD Vance released an excruciating fundraising video about his ‘ton of crap’ campaign snacks and got burnt to a crisp – 17 favourite responses
If Trump isn’t experiencing serious buyer’s regret over picking JD Vance as his running mate, then he’s even further down the delusional rabbit hole than he appears – and we’re not sure that’s possible.
Trump was just heard yowling his regret over Vance: "I only chose that asshole because Don Jr told me he was Wolverine"
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 27, 2024
So far, Vance has gone viral for being accused of having sex with a couch, googling dolphin porn, insulting childless women with cats and Jennifer Aniston specifically, as well as saying Democrats would call drinking Diet Mountain Dew racist.
pic.twitter.com/s57PwnnuLe
— Paul Schofield (@pschofie79) July 26, 2024
Yeah, publicly beefing with Jennifer Aniston is definitely the way to win the suburban white women vote.
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) July 27, 2024
Dolly Parton, childless cat lady who is actually Appalachian. pic.twitter.com/g7RsjxCDjb
— AskAubry (@ask_aubry) July 27, 2024
The VP hopeful now known as Vladimir Futon desperately needs a win. Spoiler alert – this isn’t it.
This guy has zero charm and charisma. Picking JD Vance was a massive gift for Democrats. pic.twitter.com/m1uiYe3e0v
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) July 26, 2024
“When you get to an event, they’ve got a ton of crap for you to drink and eat.
We’ve got three bottles of Diet Mountain Dew, about a dozen Snickers, a bag of chips. If I ate even half this stuff of course I’d balloon up like crazy.”
“This is the energy that powers the presidential and vice-presidential campaign.”
We’d like to point out that, while we’re very sorry, we in no way take responsibility for any injuries you may have incurred while cringing.
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I’m so confused. They released a fundraising video about…the snacks in the green room? pic.twitter.com/iMcScxeHIH
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) July 26, 2024
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This had me laughing so hard I was crying at 730 am.
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— amanda (@noturtlesoup17) July 26, 2024
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So JD Vance is fundraising by complaining about what he obviously thinks are crappy snacks in his green room at his rally event? pic.twitter.com/xqYqzxLwxF
— Polly Sigh (@dcpoll) July 26, 2024
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“Hello. I am a human male. Also, I am a candidate. I need to eat these processed foods to continue my lifecycle. Please donate $5, and I will be able to purchase more yellow drink made from the moisture gathered from this planet’s mountains. It’s diet.” pic.twitter.com/N3GmwVkG60
— Teddy Wilson ☠️ (@reportbywilson) July 26, 2024
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This Ron DeSantis reboot isn’t working.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 26, 2024
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loving this return of "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" energy that Vance is bringing to the campaign https://t.co/MSddHYIClC
— Paige Byerly, PhD (@paigebyerly) July 26, 2024
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If there’s anything I’ve learned in my nearly 30 years as a top campaign strategist it’s that a candidate should always say “crap” “drink” and “eat” in the same sentence while standing next to a folding table. And then they should be sure to say “balloon up” https://t.co/d4McEToxgk
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) July 26, 2024
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I like the video where Vance is like, "If I eat even half of this, I'll balloon up," because "half of this" is referring to six Snickers bars. Yeah JD, don't eat six Snickers bars.
— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) July 27, 2024
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I truly thought this was a fake or The Onion. Like WTF? I did a better job running for the bathroom.
— Prof. Tonya M. Evans | #CEOofME (@IPProfEvans) July 26, 2024
